bettywhitehouse:

the party dont start till I walk out

(via sloquacious)

thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

(via toolazytolive)

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

(via fake-mermaid)

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

(via tumblaughter)

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

(via twerkcentral)

safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

(Source: communistbakery, via penisvvrinkle)

theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:

I’d like to report a crime…

 

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

(Source: alphalewolf, via you-fucking-fucklamp)

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via tumblaughter)

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

(Source: kiwimaycry, via tumblaughter)

essentialcoles:

One friendship ruined

(Source: rikureplica, via tumblaughter)

drkarayua:

consulting-assbutt-of-the-lord:

sometimes im dean and sometimes im sam theres honestly no in between

i’m mostly dean

(Source: markshepppard, via pure-but-random-awesomeness)