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Hey I'm Delaney and I'm from Alaska. I'm 17 and I become obsessed with things easily.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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A few months back, a small twitter hashtag got kind of crazy - #overlyhonestmethods
Its a hashtag full of scientists admitting shortcuts in research, along with the daily face palms and annoyances of a scientific lifestyle. Science is hard, yo.
I decided to steal some of the more popular tweets from the trending hashtag along with some random images of scientists from Google image search and combine them. This is the result. it works, I think.
The full album can be found here: http://imgur.com/a/x77kL
Dissertation inspiration.
for all the glorious scientists in my life
so I’m trying to study, but I keep getting distracted by this acetylcholinesterase enzyme because it just looks like it’s having so much fun
every time I switch tabs it’s like BAM SURPRISE ENZYME PARTY
(Source: quasiwhitegirl)
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
every single person on tumblr should reblog this.
This^^^^
It also has gay porn.
it also has gay porn
it also has gay porn
I didn’t quite catch that what does it also have??????????????
IT ALSO HAS GAY PORN
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!
this is my favorite post ever all the other posts can leave.
this is so accurate
(Source: the--personal--quotes)
my dad accidentally called me dad once
i’m 600% done
my sister just came home and i asked her why she was an hour late since today was orientation and she goes, “i had detention” and i’m like how the fuck do you get detention on orientation day and she says, “when i walked into my homeroom my teacher asked all of us why we came to this school and i told her i came to fuck bitches”
(Source: korumi)
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
(Source: mikisayaka)
How to gracefully deal with gay rumors.
Forever reblog.
I can not not reblog this
I ship it
OMG HAHAHA
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY
HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT
hey lil mama lemme whispa in yo ear
WHATCHU SAY?
The smallest cloud ever recorded was only about 4 inches long. Spotted hanging so low in the sky it could be collected in a jar, the cloud didn’t dissipate for almost 3 years due to its density and a steady diet of cloudmeal.
that’s a ball of lint
That’s what clouds are. God’s lint.
(Source: internethistory)
